Dictionary of Musical Terms

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  1. okie

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    Dictionary of Musical Terms

    JAZZ : Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
    BLUES : Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.
    WORLD MUSIC : A dozen different types of percussion all going at once.
    OPERA : People singing when they should be talking.
    RAP : People talking when they should be singing.
    CLASSICAL : Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.
    FOLK : Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
    BIG BAND : 20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.
    HEAVY METAL : Codpiece and chaps
    HOUSE MUSIC : OK as long as it's not the house next door.