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This is for all my GT friends who are buried in snow this year. :supergrin: Enjoy!! :wavey:

December 8 6pm

It started to snow, the first snow of the season and the wife and I took our drinks and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from Heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I Love Snow!

December 9

We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a lovelier place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I’ve ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveways and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12

The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbors tell me not to worry we’ll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we’ll have so much snow by the end of winter that I’ll never want to see snow again. I don’t think that’s possible. Bob is such a nice man, I’m glad he’s our neighbor.

December 14

Snow, lovely snow. 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to minus 20 degrees. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! I always wanted to live in the mountains. The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn’t realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I’ll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn’t huff and puff so much.

December 15

20 more inches in the forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4 x 4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife’s car and two extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that’s silly. After all, we aren’t in Alaska.

December 16

Ice storm this morning. Fell on my butt on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like heck. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17

Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should’ve bought a wood stove, but I won’t admit it to her. I hate it when she is right. I can’t believe I am freezing in my own living room.

December 20

Electricity is back on. Had another 14 inches of the white stuff last nigh. More shoveling! Took all day. The gosh darn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they’re too busy playing hockey. I think they are lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they’re out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they’re lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he’s lying.

December 22

Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the crap fell today, and it’s so cold it probably won’t melt until August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out and shovel; then I had to pee. By the time I got undressed, pee’d and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck, for the rest of the winter, but he says he’s too busy. I think he is lying his butt off.

December 23

Only 2 inches of snow today! And it warmed up to 0 degrees. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?! Why didn’t she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she’s lying.

December 24

6 inches of snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a gun that drives that snow plow, I’ll drag him through the snow by his you know what and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles and hour and throws snow all over where I’ve just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the snowplow.

December 25

Merry Chirstmas! 20 more inches of the white slop tonight-snowed in, the idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. I hate snow!!! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she’s an idiot! If I have to watch “It’s A Wonderful Life” one more time, I’m going to stuff her in the microwave.

December 26

Still snowed in. Why did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She’s really getting on my nerves.

December 27

Temperature dropped to minus 30 degrees, and the pipes froze, plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him. He only charged me $1500 to replace all my pipes.

December 29

10 more inches!! Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That’s the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30

Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his butt. The wife went home to her mother. 9 more inches in the forecast.

December 31

I set fire to what’s left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8

Feels so good, I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

GT Mayor
64,670 Posts
That's freakin awesome for sure:rofl::rofl::rofl: Snow sucks BTW:upeyes::steamed:

Get off my lawn
42,701 Posts
Feels like my winter thus far. This is the most snow I think I've ever seen on the ground in this AO ever. Gonna be warm-ish on Sat-Tues. I hope it goes down a ton. A few nights ABOVE freezing would be nice.

Glock Sportsman
1,363 Posts
I began to freeze as I read that....:dunno::supergrin:
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