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Detroit Lions win Super Bowl

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    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The
    only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all
    the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he
    couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

    Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in
    Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan
    Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade
    straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

    KABOOM!

    He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

    KA-BLOOEY!

    Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

    BULLS-EYE!

    "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
    arm!"

    So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of
    football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan
    is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him
    what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

    "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

    "I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted
    us. You are not my son!"

    "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've
    won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands
    of my adoring fans."

    No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there
    are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your
    two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I
    have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The
    old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for
    making us move to Detroit!"
     
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