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Despair, Inc. :-( (some fun)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by JMag, Oct 27, 2003.

  1. JMag

    JMag

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    Hey, it IS a company. Familiar with the cheesy motivational posters with a pretty picture and someone's idea of a deep thought? This company is the one from the other end of the spectrum. Here's a sampling:

    Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

    Cluelessness: There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots

    Consulting: If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem

    Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now

    Burnout: Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you

    Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us

    Get to work: You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams

    Ineptitude: If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

    Dysfunction: The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you

    Blame: The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures

    Irresponsibility: No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood

    Personal fav:
    Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others

    A company motto on the cover of their mailing read "fight workplace demotivation; fire unhappy employees."

    More humor, t-shirts, mugs, etc., at: www.despair.com
     
  2. Egyas

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    Have been to that site MANY times. Some truely great material there. I love the coffee cup! lol