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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 31, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied. "Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."
     
  2. allhowl

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    Thats one I will remember. Thanks for sharing all the great jokes Okie.:)