Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 20, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he
    got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.
    Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.
    I think I'm gonna top myself."
    "Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left
    me too, yet I'm happy."
    "How?" asked Joe.
    "Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally
    submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work
    do you do?"
    "I clean out septic tanks." Joe replied.