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Democrats V. Republicans

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 27, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Democrats V. Republicans

    What it all boils down to


    ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS
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    criminals | Give them a second | Give them the swift
    | chance | sword of death
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    the poor | Give them some food | Give them the swift
    | | sword of death
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    endangered | give them protection | Give them the swift
    species | | sword of death
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    dictators | give them a way out | Give them the swift
    | | sword of death
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    the uninsured | Give them some | Given them the swift
    | health care | sword of death
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    the cost | $9,000,000,000, | $29.95
    | 000,000,000 | (cost of one sword)
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