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Democratic National Convention, Agenda 2008

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  1. vafish

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    Democratic National Convention, Agenda 2008

    7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
    7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
    7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship.
    Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
    8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
    8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding Barney Frank Presiding.
    8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    8:35 P.M. Free Sadam Rally. Cindy Sheehan , Susan Sarandon.
    9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for
    surrender French President Jacques Chirac
    9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
    9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay, Sean Penn
    9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short tale by
    William Jefferson Clinton
    9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting
    award, presented by Michael Moore
    9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought
    down the World Trade Center Towers, Howard Dean
    10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by
    Mahmud Ahnadinejad
    11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
    11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals , John Kerry
    11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
    12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home
     
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    This is the best Political joke I have ever heard!:laughabove: :animlol: :banana: :rofl: :thumbsup: :hugs: :thumbsup: :bowdown: :broccoli: :cheers: :notworthy: :pepper: :wave: :woohoo: :yourock: :perfect10: :highfive: :agree:

    Ted PLEASE drive Hillary home!