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Definition of ugly

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

    The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?

    The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

    "Why? Do you think they look alike?"

    "No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!