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Definations

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 26, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    ADULT:


    A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOR:

    A place where women curl up and dye.

    CANNIBAL:

    Someone who is fed up with people.

    CHICKENS:

    The only animals you eat before they are born

    and after they are dead.

    COMMITTEE:

    A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST:

    Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    EGOTIST:

    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    HANDKERCHIEF:

    Cold Storage.

    INFLATION:

    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    MOSQUITO:

    An insect that makes you like flies better.

    RAISIN:

    Grape with a sunburn.

    SECRET:

    Something you tell to one person at a time.

    SKELETON:

    A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

    TOOTHACHE:

    The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW:

    One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    YAWN:

    An honest opinion openly expressed.

    WRINKLES:

    Something other people have.

    You have character lines.