A thread from another forum got me thinking about something. There are tons of time in life that guys will say, "I'd give my left nut for that/one of those/etc." I've said it countless times, but it can't always be true. It could really only happen once. So here's the scenario: You only have one left nut, so you can only exchange it for one item. It has to be a material item...not a woman, an amount of money, or an intangible. You have to keep the item...no trading for something really expensive and selling it. No groups of items...no truckloads of Ferraris, harbors full of boats, or vaults full of guns. You must be selfish...no houses for parents, buildings for churches, or firetrucks for your town. Since I'm not sure what the female equivalent of a left nut would be (I know what it would be anatomically, but not psychologically), ladies get to decide what body part they'd give up. You've got the ground rules...what would you choose?