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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 20, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to
    cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.
    When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so
    thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him
    to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to
    rent a plane and take photos from the air.
    He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate.
    He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!'' The pilot swung
    the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the
    The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low
    passes so I can take some pictures."
    "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer," he responded,
    "and photographers take photographs."
    The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, "You mean
    you're not the flight instructor?"