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Dee White Mang.......!

Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by dango, Oct 16, 2012.

  1. dango

    dango

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    This here is a little story about my stay for many years in South West Florida .

    As mentioned , That's where the money is so I started my business there.
    It all started after Hurricane Wilma.Some how , my house and three others were unscathed ?I still had juice ! Nobody else
    did.Go figure ?I lost many shingles , my back patio but , that was it. People by the score asked for help. My house looked like a pasta dinner .Extention chords to the hood so the little ones would have at least cold food........No problem..!

    Then , 3:00 AM a knock on my door.An Hispanic lady freaking out that a B-n-E was occuring , I grab my pistola and proceed to
    check it out.I subdue the drunk nut-case and all is good.

    Things return to to normal. I (Dee White Mang) am surrounded
    By Hispanics and they don't really like me .No wave , no smile,
    nothin.They know me though. Well skilled in the Katana and own guns. I practice Katas every day and they watch. I been into that sword since I was nineteen and do know how to use.it.

    NOW , I got an atitude.I go to the mall and have a custom T-shirt made . I return home , grab my Katana and proceed to my front yard sporting my new T-shirt.

    The sword is flaming and flashing with sun-beams , slicing ,
    spinning , flipping and while wearing my new T-shirt that says,

    I'm OK You're a Hispanic.....:supergrin:
     
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  2. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me bananas ...

    :supergrin:
     

  3. dango

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    They did not like me , 200 to me and mine ! Insanity do have it's
    advantages........I was the first to offer an open hand to help.!

    Not a smile , wave , nothin......their problem , not mine...!

    YES.....MR. TALLYMAN-ETH .......x's...PIE........:supergrin:
     
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    tous GET A ROPE!

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    You say the word, that tallyman be shot a little and then rode out of town on a rail.
     
  5. dango

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    Thee odds , I am insane and like thee odds , nothin like a little challenge to gits the old blood flowin. I am not brave , no hero
    just (AUTO-PILOT) insane...........! Many a time in my life ,
    I have done things and after the fact axed myself ........
    WTF.........Why did I do that.........? Purely (AUTO-PILOT)..!
    Nothin bad , just got to do what's got to be done....!


    (AUTO-PILOT)...............! :supergrin:
     
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    tous GET A ROPE!

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    All hail the Dango! :notworthy:
     
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    eracer Where's my EBT?

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