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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 13, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    People say that hard work never killed anybody, but did you ever know anybody who rested to death?
     
  2. 5madman2

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    My Cousin

    Long story-but if anyone could have done it was him.
     

  3. StockGlock23

    StockGlock23 Hilarious!

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    You don't need a million dollars to do nothing. My cousin's broke and he don't do *****.
     
  4. TheDVDMan

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    Office Space freakin' rules!
     
  5. StockGlock23

    StockGlock23 Hilarious!

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    I'm glad someone got the reference.
     
  6. Sharker

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    Soon as I read 5madman2 reply that was what I was gonna put down.... but you beat me too it....

    "What would you do with a million bucks?
    Besides two chics???"
     
  7. 5madman2

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    My cousin was broke and didn't do much but consume food and oxygen that could be better used by functioning members of society. The only thing he was efficient about was turning those things to ####.

    It was a good thing breathing was a non-voluntary motor function, cause if he had to put effort forth he wouldn't:ambulance: