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Dear Pastor (Letters from Kids)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 19, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    **Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.

    **Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something. Robert, Page 11, Anderson

    **Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven

    **Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany

    **Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma

    **Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh

    **Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house. Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena

    **Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished. Ralph, Age 11, Akron