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Dear John letter

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. Bannack

    Bannack

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    A solemn marine read the following "Dear John" letter:

    "Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky"

    The Marine, with hurt feelings, then asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. And, in his reply he added the picture of Becky and included all the other pictures of the pretty
    girls he had collected from his fellow marines. All in all there were 57 photos of beautiful women in that envelope....along with this note:

    "Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.Take Care, Ricky."
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    LMAO, thats the greatest! ;f