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Dear John Letter

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Nov 22, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A Marine deployed to Afghanistan gets a Dear John letter from his girlfriend.

    In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up AND she wants pictures of herself back.

    So the Marine does what any squared away Marine would do in situation like this. He went around to all his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note: "I'm sorry but I can't remember which one you are but please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back. Thank you."

    Sincerely, John