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Dear IRS....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Pave Pilot, Apr 15, 2004.

  1. Pave Pilot

    Pave Pilot

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    To: Internal Revenue Service
    Department of the Treasury
    Washington, DC 20001

    Enclosed is my 2003 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take
    note of the attached article from USA Today archives. In the article,
    you
    will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA
    paid $600.00 each for toilet seats.

    Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value
    $2,400.00) and six hammers (value $1,029.00). This is in payment for
    my
    total tax due of $3,429.00.

    Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political
    purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 1.5 inch
    Phillips head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved a
    purchase
    value of $22.00, as my contribution to fulfill the Presidential
    Election Fund
    option on Form 1040.

    It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and I look forward
    to paying them again next year in accordance with officially
    established
    government values.

    Sincerely,
    Another satisfied taxpayer;Q
     
  2. bangelo

    bangelo MAC dADDY

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    600$ for a toilet seat? The air force is getting the whole toilet for $900. Nasas getting ripped off.