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Dear God,

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by KY Moose, Feb 27, 2004.

  1. KY Moose

    KY Moose

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    A little boy wanted $100 badly, so he prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

    Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, U.S.A., they decided to send it to the President.

    The President was so impressed, touched and amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill, after all, he thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

    The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

    "Dear God,

    Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95."
     
  2. hwyhobo

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