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Dear Dad

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jun 12, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    Subject: Dear Dad

    A father passing by his sons bedroom door was astonished to see the bed was nicely madeand everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope proped up promenently on the center of the bed It was addressed "Dad" with the worst premonitions he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands.

    Dear Dad it is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice even with her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But i't's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I. She already owns a trailer in the woods and enough wood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that;s one of my dreams now too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn;t really hurt anyone and we;ll be growing it for us and for trading it with friends for all thea cocaine and ecstacy we want. in the meantime we;ll pray that science finds a cure for AIDS, so Joan can get better. She sure deserves it. Don;t worry Dad I am 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I am sure we;ll be back to see you so you can see your grandchildren.

    Your Son,

    P,S.Dad None of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbors house . I just wanted to reming your that there are worse things in life than my report card that;s in my destk center drawer. I love you. Call when it is safe for me to come home.
  2. khaitran


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    Feb 12, 2005
    Haha, i should try that on my parents