Dear Abby

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 16, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby)

    admitted she
    was at a total loss to answer:

    Dear Abby:
    A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged
    gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, andI've never seen a man go into their apartment
    or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

    Dear Abby:
    What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

    Dear Abby:
    I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not sure this baby
    I'm carrying is even his.

    Dear Abby:
    I am a 23-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years.
    It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but

    I don't know him well

    enough to discuss money with him.

    Dear Abby:
    I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted
    him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

    Should I

    believe him?

    Dear Abby:
    Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a
    good Christian home turn against his own?

    Dear Abby:
    I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

    Dear Abby:
    My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week
    for 2 1/2 years. He must be crazy.

    Dear Abby:
    Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I
    tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.

    Dear Abby:
    My mother is mean and short tempered. Do you think she is going through
    her mental pause?

    Dear Abby:
    You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him
    to a doctor.
    Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor.
    What now?
  2. potshot


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    Mar 31, 2002
    Dam% Okie, You are funny tonight.;f ;f ;f