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Dear Abby

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 15, 2004.

  1. okie

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    I am a crack dealer in Columbia, South Carolina who has recently been

    diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.



    My parents live in Winnsboro SC and one of my sisters, who lives in Rock

    Hill, SC is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently

    been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially

    dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Myrtle Beach.



    I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence

    at Huntsville, Al for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other

    brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with

    his three step daughters.



    I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives

    in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".



    All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé' and look

    forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally

    open and honest with her.



    Should I tell her about my cousin, John Kerry who is running for President?



    Signed,



    Worried About My Reputation



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    Dear Worried About My Reputation



    NO! Keep silent about your cousin.



    Your immediate family is not usual in today&#8217;s times and I am sure your

    fiancé' will overlook their circumstances but to let her know you are

    related to John Kerry would be the final straw that will break her.



    As a part time working girl she is accustomed to having to deal with the

    seamier side of the world but even prostitutes have limits and no self-

    respecting prostitute would willingly be associated with outright sleaze.



    Abby
     
  2. VANMAN

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