Dear Abby

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 15, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Muskogee Ok.
    I am a crack dealer in Columbia, South Carolina who has recently been

    diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.

    My parents live in Winnsboro SC and one of my sisters, who lives in Rock

    Hill, SC is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently

    been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially

    dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Myrtle Beach.

    I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence

    at Huntsville, Al for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other

    brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with

    his three step daughters.

    I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives

    in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".

    All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé' and look

    forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally

    open and honest with her.

    Should I tell her about my cousin, John Kerry who is running for President?


    Worried About My Reputation


    Dear Worried About My Reputation

    NO! Keep silent about your cousin.

    Your immediate family is not usual in today&#8217;s times and I am sure your

    fiancé' will overlook their circumstances but to let her know you are

    related to John Kerry would be the final straw that will break her.

    As a part time working girl she is accustomed to having to deal with the

    seamier side of the world but even prostitutes have limits and no self-

    respecting prostitute would willingly be associated with outright sleaze.



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    Jul 18, 2002
    Long Island