"Dear Abby"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    May 24, 2000
    "Dear Abby"

    I have been engaged to a wonderful girl for almost a year. _I am to be married next
    month. My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
    understanding. _She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to
    her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond
    what we had expected it to be.

    When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to
    just under a hundred...then she floored me. _She said that in a month I
    would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex
    with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way
    said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

    I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly
    how to deal with this situation. _I headed straight out the front door...

    There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He
    was smiling. _He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid
    and would be true to their little girl. _I shook his hand and he
    congratulated me on passing their little test.

    Abby, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought
    their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? _Or should I
    keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was
    walking out to my car was to get a condom? _
    Confused in Arkansas.................................

  2. geminicricket

    geminicricket NRA Life member

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    Apr 26, 2001
    Lewisville, TX USA
    You were not thinking fast enough.

    Since the parents played this trick on you, it is inevitable that the offspring of that pair will play similar tests, tricks, and games on you for so long as you are economically rewarding.

    By thinking fast, you would have gone ahead and known that the young woman was hell-in-waiting for you and ended the relationship immediately.