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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's
    hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?"

    The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When
    your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet
    behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep
    moving closer asking the question until she hears you."

    The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands
    fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, Honey?"

    He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and
    asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet.
    Again, no answer.

    Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's
    for supper?"

    She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf
    bastard!"
     
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    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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