a travelling salesman approaches a home, steps up on the porch and knocks on the door. upon waiting a few minutes, he rings the door bell. he hears a bunch of noise coming from inside the house, but still no answer, he walks around to the side of the house, and sees an old couple in the living room, the old woman is pushing a lawn mower back and forth across the living room carpet, and the old man is holding a golf ball in one hand, and stroking his ***** with the other hand. baffled by this scene the salesman walks to the next house and knocks on the door. the neighbor kindly opens his door and says can i help you sir? the salesman says yeah whats with the neighbors ? he says oh im sorry they are deaf mutes. the salesman says yeah but the old woman is pushing a lawn mower across the living room carpet, and the old man is holding a golf ball in his hand and stroking his ***** with the other. the neighbor says oh yeah, shes telling him to mow the lawn, and hes telling her f you! im going golfing!