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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 30, 2004.

  1. okie

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    During an Army war game, a commanding officer's
    jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men
    lounging around nearby and asked them to help
    him get unstuck.

    "Sorry sir," said one of the loafers, "but we've
    been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn't
    contribute in any way."

    The C.O. turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a
    couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them
    under the wheels to give us some traction."