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Dead rooster

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by -, Feb 17, 2004.

  1. Guest

    A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.

    Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him."

    "Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."