Walking home from the bar, this guy hears a "Psst! Give me a hand with this pig would you?" "Sure", said the guy, "what are you planning on doing with it?" "I'm going to put it in my bathtub." "Why the hell do you wanna do a crazy thing like that?" "Well, my wife is one of those women who knows EVERYTHING!. I tell her that the price of gas is up again, she says I know! I tell her there is more trouble in the East again, she says I know! I tell her Francis down the road is ill in hospital and she knows that too." "So tomorrow morning when she goes to take a bath, she's going to come screaming to me 'THERE'S A DEAD PIG IN THE BATH!, THERE'S A DEAD PIG IN BATH!' I'll just turn to her and say 'I know!'"