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Dead Mother-in-Law

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 30, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family
    including his mother-in-law. During their vacation and while they were
    visiting Jerusalem. George's mother-in-law died. With the death
    certificate in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to
    make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial.

    The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George
    that the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very,very
    expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00. The Consul continues, in
    most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to
    bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.

    George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will
    cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do." The Consul, after
    hearing this, says "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much
    considering the difference in price."

    "No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many years
    ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day He
    arose from the dead!...I just can't take that chance!
     
  2. caddyshack

    caddyshack AmbulanceDriver

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    good one!! ;i ;+ ;Y



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    That wasn't just good that was about as good as it gets.;f
     
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