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Dead Lawyer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates.

    Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"

    The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."

    Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the records, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that it was true.

    Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."

    The Lawyer said, "Wait, wait! There's more! Three years ago, I also gave a homeless person a quarter."

    Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who, after a moment, nodded back to affirm that it was true.

    Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"

    Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to H_ll."