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Dead Donkey

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by bayerta, Jul 19, 2003.

  1. bayerta

    bayerta Former Marine

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    A Hillbilly named, Shawn Bob, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from
    an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

    "Well, then, just give me my money back."

    "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    "OK, then. Just unload the donkey."

    "What ya gonna do with him?"

    "I'm going to raffle him off."

    "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

    "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

    A month later the farmer met up with the Hillbilly and asked, "What
    happened with that dead donkey?"

    "I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundred tickets at two dollars apiece
    and made a profit of $898."

    "Didn't anyone complain?"

    "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
     
  2. Hihopoly

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    HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh that's great. ;a ;a

    Maybe I'll try that one. ;f