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Day In Court

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 23, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

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    Defense Attorney: "Would you please state your age to the court for the record."

    Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old."

    Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us in your own words, what happened to you on the night in question."

    Little Old Lady: "There I was sitting on my porch swing on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up the porch stairs and sits down beside me."

    Defense Attorney: "Did you know him?"

    Little Old Lady: "No, but he sure was friendly."

    Defense Attorney: "Then what happened after he sat down beside you?"

    Little Old Lady: "Well, he started to rub my thighs."

    Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him?"

    Little Old Lady: "No, I didn't."

    Defense Lawyer: "Why not?"

    Little Old Lady: "It felt good. Nobody has done that since my Dan passed away 30 years ago."

    Defense Attorney: "Then what happened?"

    Little Old Lady: "He started to rub my breasts."

    Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him then?"

    Little Old Lady: "No"

    Defense Attorney: "Why not?"

    Little Old Lady: "Well, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I hadn't felt that good in years."

    Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"

    Little Old Lady: "Well, I started to feel so spicy that I said to him, "Take me young man".

    Defense Attorney: "And did he take you?"

    Little Old Lady: "No. That's when he yelled April Fool!.. And that's when I shot him."