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Davidson and God

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MW2001, Feb 13, 2004.

  1. MW2001

    MW2001

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    The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "since you've been such a good
    man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
    out with God St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
    God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
    invented motorcycles, eh?!"
    Arthur said, "ya, that's me..."
    God commented, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise, pollution, and can't run without a road?!"
    Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't you the inventor of woman???"
    God said, "Ah, yes."
    "Well," said Arthur, professional-to-professional, you have some
    major design flaws in your invention."
    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
    5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!
    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
    God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and
    waited for the results. The computer printed ou t a slip of paper and God read it.
    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."