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Dave works hard at the office....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by goldenlight, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. goldenlight


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    Apr 15, 2007
    Dave works hard at the office and often comes home late. So for his
    birthday, his wife wants him to relax and enjoy himself. She decides
    to take him to a strip club.

    When they arrive, the doorman says, "Dave, how's it going?" His wife
    is puzzled and asks if he's been to this place before. "No," answers
    Dave. "That fellow is on my bowling team." When they're seated, a
    waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Sam Adams. his wife is
    getting uncomfortable and says, "You must come here alot for her to
    know that you drink Sam Adams." "No," he replies. "She's in the
    ladies' bowling leauge. My team shares lanes with them." Just then a
    stripper comes over and says, "Want your usual dirty lap dance, Davey?"

    Dave's wife storms out and gets into a cab. Before she can slam the
    door, he jumps in and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns
    around and says, "Damn, Dave. Looks like you picked up a real *****