Dating

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  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The wealthy, high-society mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that
    her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and
    adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
    The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any
    attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told
    her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and, until
    then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
    Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman
    told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
    The girl started to laugh and reached over to hug her mother saying, "Oh
    Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating a woman!"
     
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    Problem solved!
     

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    Yup;f