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  1. okie

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    A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
    He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne. . . the works.
    Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?"
    "No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid." "