A very drunk man orders a drink. The bartender serves him, he asks him if he would like to try a game of darts. Only a dollar for three darts, and three in the bulls-eye wins a prize. "I'm game," the drunk slurs, and he throws the first dart. It's a bulls-eye! He downs another drink, takes aim on wobbly feet. . . another bulls-eye! He throws down two more drinks, he's barely able to stand, but he somehow lets the last dart fly. A third bulls-eye! Everyone in the bar is astounded. No one has ever won before, let alone anyone that drunk. The bartender searches for a prize, grabs a turtle from the terrarium on the bar, and presents it to the drunk as his prize. Three weeks pass. The drunk returns and orders more drinks, then announces he would like to try the dart game again. To the total amazement and wonderment of all in attendance, he scores three more bulls-eyes and demands his prize. The bartender has no idea what to give him, so he asks, "Hey, remind me, what did you win the last time?" "A roast beef sandwich on a hard roll-it was great!" the guy replies.