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Danger Lurks Below (groan)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 13, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign that read, “DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!”

    Inside, he saw a harmless old hound asleep on the floor near the cash register. He asked the owner, “Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?”

    “Yep,” the owner answered. “That’s him.”

    The stranger couldn’t help being amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me,” he said with a chuckle. “Why did you decide to post that sign?”

    “Because,” the owner replied, “before I posted it, people kept tripping over him.”