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Dancing Duck

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 1, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.

    The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheelin' and dealin' they settled for $10000 for the duck and the pot.

    Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!"

    "So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"