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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 6, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A computer salesman is working hard on the young executive, trying to close a lucrative
    deal.
    "This computer is YEARS ahead of the competition,' he claimed..."Just ask it ANY question, and It'll answer correctly!"
    The exec sits down and types, "Where is my father?"
    The printer chatters, and the reply is spit out....."Your father is fishing in Michigan!"
    The exec says, "You and your machine are full of ****! Get the hell out of here!"
    "WAIT!" cries the salesman....'Try asking that question in a different form!"
    The exec reluctantly types in, "Where is my mother's husband?"
    The computer replies, "Your mother's husband died ten years ago. Your father is fishing in Michigan and just landed a 5-pound trout!"