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Daddy long legs!!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by cashisking, May 27, 2004.

  1. cashisking

    cashisking

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    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
    reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she
    just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed
    she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two
    spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What
    do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
    That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is
    Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both
    of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then
    took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be OK in
    California or New York but we're not having any of that crap in Texas."

    ;z