[Sam Spade]

Okay, boys and girls, here's the deal. We got a Moderator. That's a silly name applied here; it has the same sound (but different origin) as "Modern". That dog won't hunt.

Anyway, the old coo, er, distinguished Moderator :bowdown: has been trying to win at GT for years. He couldn't buy a rigged election, even after we sent him our casino dollars. Heck, he started his own social group, then ruined it by inviting a bunch of riff-raff. Now he's been the Moderator for days, and the only thread he's locked has been his own.


So, I invite you to toss in. Show your cunning cop judgement and let's give him a thread to lock, without making Eric ban us outright.

I'll start by bypassing the profanity filter:
Jimmy Carter
Barack Obama
Franklin Roosevelt

:tongueout:

 

[EODLRD]

I once peed in someone's bottle. Then gave it to them. Somebody even watched to make sure I followed through with it. :drink:

And I didn't even get nailed for it! :tongueout:


And to top it all off, my chief ordered me to do it! He sure must hate that guy who's bottle he told me to go in.































(urinalysis) :toilet:



And that is all my potty talk for the morning. (drum line,,,):bluesbrothers:

 

[TBO]

"MacDonalds"


That is all

 

[Dragoon44]

I just had to lock a thread so I could claim veteran status as a moderator. I think I am going ot start a new private social group for us moderators. So we can get together and share stories like, " I had this thread one time....." and we can talk about how we really think about you posters without you peasants annoying us with your comments.

:tongueout::rofl::rofl:

 

[BGPD]

I just had to lock a thread so I could claim veteran status as a moderator. I think I am going ot start a new private social group for us moderators. So we can get together and share stories like, " I had this thread one time....." and we can talk about how we really think about you posters without you peasants annoying us with your comments.

:tongueout::rofl::rofl:

I would like to register a complaint damnit! This is harassment!!!:tongueout:

 

[Hack]

Sod and bugger all. There! You just had a British cussing. You blighter.























:clown:

 

[AngryBassets]

 

[Notrega]

My first week as a new CO I was leaving shift and the Admin Lt. asked me to take this inmate back for a strip search as he had just had a contact visit with his lawyer... no biggie...

I get him down to his boxers after going through the clothes... Take them and shake them hard to your left... drop 'em at your feet...

I then noticed that he was, let's say shy, as he tried to keep a hand over his privates... I looked down and was not sure what the F' I was looking at... :dunno: It appeared to be part plastic and had a rubber band around it and was beginning to turn blue... :wow:

I asked him what the hell was on his dick... he then grabbed it, yanked and tried to throw it in the toilet while pushing me in the chest... the fight was on... I kept him from flushing it and we ended up under the sink with his head in the corner and my knee in his ass... I got him cuffed and about that time a Sgt. opened the door with a what the F' is going on...

Short story long - the inmate was called away from his job to go up front (where they do urinalysis) he knew he was going to piss hot so he went and bought a eye dropper of clean urine to use. Well he had the visit instead - so he sat there for almost 2 hours with that on his package. I learned there was a market for urine... who knew??

He received a disciplinary report for Battery, Possession of Contraband, Conspiracy to Violate Law or Rule and he was for cause tested and popped dirty AND we tested the 'clean' urine and it was hot also... 5 DRs for him (360 days confinement and loss of all gain time) and we got the other inmate that supplied the urine...

The worst part of the whole deal was trying to explain to the very beautiful Lt. what had happened and where the eye dropper bottle was hidden... she took no mercy on a new CO...:embarassed:

She was HAWWTT :hearts: