Da Bears

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  1. ysr_racer

    ysr_racer

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    Q. What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & the Taliban?
    A. The Taliban has a running game!

    Q. What do the Chicago Bears & Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both make a stadium full of people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ."

    Q. How do you keep a Chicago Bears player out of your yard?
    A. Put up goal posts.

    Q. Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
    A. Soldier Field - they never get a touchdown there.

    Q. Why doesn't Rockford have a professional football team?
    A. Because then Chicago would want one.

    Q. Why was Lovie Smith upset when the Bears playbook was stolen?
    A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

    Q. What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill?
    A. You can still get four full quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A. The Chicago Bears.

    Q. What do the Chicago Bears & possums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home & get killed on the road.

    Q. How can you tell when the Chicago Bears are going to run the football?
    A. Forte leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
     
  2. 2952

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    There was a time in a past Century when They were the best there is. Now - Like the rest of Chicago -- Crap. Best part of Chicago is sitting in a yacht a half mile from the shoreline looking at the skyline. They have tried to make an improvement. They sent their 2nd biggest piece of trash to DC. Daley is the 1st.

    Ashamed to have been born and mostly raised in that s*it hole.
     

  3. Davegrave

    Davegrave Dapper Dan

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    The Blackhawks are doing well. :whistling:
     
  4. ChaoticMunky

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    I'm going to have to send those to my boss, he's a die hard Bears fan.