A Kansas cyclone hit a farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which a farmer and his wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county. The wife began to cry. "Don't be scared, Mary," her husband comforted. "We're not hurt." Mary continued to cry. "I'm not scared," she responded between sobs. "I'm happy ...'cause this is the first time in 14 years we've been out together."