Cyber Birds and Bees

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Dec 2, 2004.

  1. nipperwolf


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    Oct 3, 2002
    Birds and bees as seen from the Intel

    Child: "Daddy, how was I born?"

    Dad answered: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will
    need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I
    first got together in a chat room on MSN.

    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
    cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where
    your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

    As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
    neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
    was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
    later a blessed little Popup appeared and said -----

    You've Got Male!!!