Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Unlocked, Jan 11, 2007.

  1. Unlocked

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    Mar 5, 2006
    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the
    pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy
    some cyanide."The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need
    cyanide?"The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."The
    pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give
    you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my
    license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
    happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"With that the lady
    reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with
    the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
    "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."--