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Curiosity vs. Kardashian

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by tslex, Aug 6, 2012.

  1. tslex

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    Curiosity has its own Twitter account.

    Sadly, it has only about 620,000 followers, as compared to Kim Kardashian, who has more than 15 million.

    I hope there is intelligent life on Mars. There sure as hell is none here.

    https://twitter.com/MarsCuriosity
     
  2. fnfalman

    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    I'd rather look at a chick with juice at the right places like Kim Kardashian than some piece of machinery.

    But then I'm a red blooded heterosexual American man.
     

  3. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    I guess I'm pond-scum - I don't "follow" either one of them. Either on Twit-ter or any other way.
     
  4. fnfalman

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    I don't do the Twitter thing either, but if I were on the intrawebz and somebody posted a new photo of Kim Kardashian in bikini, then I sure as hell would check it out.

    I'd post a recent photo of her in bikini, but I think that I'd get banned.

    The only thing I can say is, "hubba hubba!!!".
     
  5. Tim151515

    Tim151515 iHeartGuns

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    I never understood Kim Kardashian. I mean, shes one of those chicks thats just famous for being famous, and I can see hotter girls than her just walking around the mall. Plus, Im no mind reader, but I imagine in the next 10-20 years she will either blow up, damn near starve herself to prevent herself from blowing up, and/or have everything on her touching the floor. No thanks on that.
     
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    Come on, dude, be honest with yourself. There ain't that many chicks out there with the exotic look AND the curvaceous bod of Kim Kardashian.

    More beautiful chicks? Sure. Combo thereof, not that many.
     
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    Gonna have to throw the BS flag out on that one.
     
  8. M&P15T

    M&P15T Beard One

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    Kim Kardashian is not that attractive. She has a beautiful face, hair and smile, and absolutely nothing else. Nothing else about her is attractive, especially her personality.

    Physically she is lacking tone and out of shape. And time will most certainly not be kind to her body, as she appears to do absolutely no physical excercise. But then, I like fit girls with more to offer than a huge, cellulite infested rear end and silicone injected, sagging bewbies. If you look at the picture above, blocking her head with your hand, seeing her body by itself, she's absolutely nothing special.

    I see hotter, fit girls around here every day. And most of them can even speak intelligently.
     
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    And?

    Sure, tell yourself that.
     
  10. Tim151515

    Tim151515 iHeartGuns

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    Well I live right by a college...and what can I say...Im just not into her like that. Shes hot yes...but something about her just isn't there for me. IDK. A lot of celebrity girls I would give an arm and leg to spend a night with. She is at the bottom of the list.
     
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    Pretty much my sentiment. I wouldnt say she is fat and out of shape, but time will certainly not be good to her. I have always been to athletic/sporty looking girls more than girls with just a badunkadunk. I have seen how those girls age. The rest of their body normally grows into that curve.
     
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    Tell myself what? That other than her face/hair/smile she's average at best? And that it's obvious that she does ZERO for her fitness? That the first time she has a baby, she going to put on 30 lbs that she will never lose? That 10 years from now she's going to be a bloated pig?

    Average, at best. And then her personality just kills it.

    In 20 years, the Curiosity Mars rover will be in much better shape than K.K., despite sitting dead on the surface of Mars.
     
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    Why should you care so much about her physical health and welfare?
     
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    Oh now damn. That's harsh. Let me check . . . . . yup. you're hurt my feelings, man.

    Listen, I get it -- I think the girls is utterly spankable, as long as she reamains completely silent. But . . . it's MARS.
     
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    So? I'd be more impressed if it were Jupiter.:supergrin:
     
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    You know, this is another GNG thread that absolutely did not go the way I thought it would.

    :dunno:
     
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    Send Kim Kardashain to mars. Her ass will soften the landing. Problem solved.
     
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    Don't you know that curiosity kills the cat?
     
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    Wasn't there a song about fat bottom girls?
     
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    It sure would protect the delicate instruments.

    It's all about algebra. lol