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Cubicle Wisdom

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 2, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a
    better company someday.

    2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to
    budget cuts.

    3. Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

    4. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they
    did it by killing all those who opposed them.

    5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a
    scapegoat.

    6. If at first you don't succeed--try management.

    7. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

    8. Never quit until you have another job.

    9. Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away!

    10. Go the extra mile--It makes your boss look like an
    incompetent slacker.

    11. Pride, commitment, teamwork--words we use to get you to work
    for free.

    12. Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

    13. There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their
    jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.