Cruising For $99

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 23, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special - $99!"

    So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."

    The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating off downstream.

    A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special.

    She, too, is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.

    Somehow drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde.

    They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"

    The second blonde replies, "They didn't last year...."