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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 10, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The State Governor, County Executive and City Mayor all thought
    they'd have a vacation together - something not too expensive (on
    the taxpayers' purse) all in the name of Politics. The Governor
    told the other two that he read about a 3-day all expense paid
    cruise down the Mississippi for only $29.95. They all agreed to
    go.

    At the check-in, the County Executive, first out of the
    Governor's car and first in, inquired if the deal was correct.
    The guy behind the counter nodded yes. The Executive pulled out
    $30.00 and paid the guy who promptly walked out from behind the
    counter with a baseball bat, WHACKS the County Executive over the
    head knocking him out cold. The check-in agent then tied the
    Executive up in flotation material, opened the back door and
    tossed him into the Mississippi.

    The Mayor then walked in and confirmed with the guy at the
    counter that the County Executive had already boarded. He
    confirmed the unbelievable price. The Mayor pays $29.95 at which
    time the same thing happens to him as happended to the County
    Executive. The guy steps out from behind the counter, WHACKS the
    Mayor in the head with the bat, knocks him out cold, wraps him up
    in flotation material, opens the back door and tosses him into
    the Mississippi.

    The Governor then enters, steps immediately to the counter and
    pays. The same thing happens to the Governor. The guy steps out
    from behind the counter, WHACKS the Governor in the head with the
    bat, knocks him out cold, wraps him in flotation material, opens
    the back door and tosses him into the Mississippi.

    About an hour goes by and all three are floating together heading
    downstream - all with very sore heads and splitting headaches.
    The County Executive looks at the Mayor and asks: "Do you think
    they serve meals on this cruise?"

    The Mayor shrugs his shoulders and asks, "I don't know, do you
    know if they serve meals, Governor?"

    The Governor quickly responds: "I don't think so, They didn't
    last year!"