The State Governor, County Executive and City Mayor all thought they'd have a vacation together - something not too expensive (on the taxpayers' purse) all in the name of Politics. The Governor told the other two that he read about a 3-day all expense paid cruise down the Mississippi for only $29.95. They all agreed to go. At the check-in, the County Executive, first out of the Governor's car and first in, inquired if the deal was correct. The guy behind the counter nodded yes. The Executive pulled out $30.00 and paid the guy who promptly walked out from behind the counter with a baseball bat, WHACKS the County Executive over the head knocking him out cold. The check-in agent then tied the Executive up in flotation material, opened the back door and tossed him into the Mississippi. The Mayor then walked in and confirmed with the guy at the counter that the County Executive had already boarded. He confirmed the unbelievable price. The Mayor pays $29.95 at which time the same thing happens to him as happended to the County Executive. The guy steps out from behind the counter, WHACKS the Mayor in the head with the bat, knocks him out cold, wraps him up in flotation material, opens the back door and tosses him into the Mississippi. The Governor then enters, steps immediately to the counter and pays. The same thing happens to the Governor. The guy steps out from behind the counter, WHACKS the Governor in the head with the bat, knocks him out cold, wraps him in flotation material, opens the back door and tosses him into the Mississippi. About an hour goes by and all three are floating together heading downstream - all with very sore heads and splitting headaches. The County Executive looks at the Mayor and asks: "Do you think they serve meals on this cruise?" The Mayor shrugs his shoulders and asks, "I don't know, do you know if they serve meals, Governor?" The Governor quickly responds: "I don't think so, They didn't last year!"